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titytwochainz:

The things you think about doing when ya dick hard are just so dark after cum you just be like 

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 ”Who am I?”

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: basedgosh, via askinnyblackman)

darthxburritos:

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thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

Omfg his STYLE SO GOOD