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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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Anonymous asked: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?


life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger


the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

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