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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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Anonymous asked: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger

pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

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